Weird Beard Beers
The brewery in Hanwell closed early in 2022. This page is a list of the beers brewed.
Beer | ABV | Flavours/ information | When available specials/ regulars in pubs and bottles |
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Mariana Trench | 5.3% | Transpacific Pale Ale, best of American and NZ hops | Regular |
Black Perle | 3.8% | Coffee Milk Stout, Chock full of roasty malts. Brewed in partnership with Has Bean coffee. | Regular |
Kentish Town Beard | 5.5% | American Wheat Ale, originally brewed in collaboration with BrewDog Bar Camden. | Regular |
The Dodo | 4.6% | DDH Pale Ale, packed with oats for satisfying body and peachy bite. Brewed in collaboration with the Dodo Micropub in Hanwell | Regular |
Weird Wired | 5.7% | Extra Pale Ale, loads of Blackcurrant with a hint of lemon Brewed in collaboration with 8 Wired Brewing Co. | Special |
Choco Azimut | 6.2% | Mint Choc Ice Cream Pale, Packed full of oats, wheat and lactose, cocoa nibs and peppermint for flavour. Brewed in collaboration with Azimut Brasserie in Bordeaux. | Special |
Sour Slave Simcoe | 4.0% | Day hopped Kettle Sour, Kettle soured over several days with high-lactic cultures, for a clean citrus acidity to balance and compliment fruity hops. | Occasionally |
Number Th13teen | 3.2% | DDH table Beer, Big, dank, red berries. | Special |
The Duke Of Dank | 6.3% | Pacific Northwest Style Red IPA, a quintessential US beer Style: the red IPA. | Seasonal |
Curse of the Ryeclops | 7.5% | Rye IPA, delivers a mix of resin, white pepper & pineapple. | Special |
Attack of the Ryeclops | 5.5% | Rye Pale Ale, fruity Equinox & herbal Chinook. | Special |
Night of the Ryeclops | 6.9% | Rye Stout, it's sticky with rye spice, with every sip providing a treat of dark chocolate that is met with dark bitterness. | Special |
I Scream for you Bruce | 5.7% | An ice cream pale, London Amateur Brewers approached us to work with them on something to celebrate their 10th anniversary. | Special |
Sadako | 9.5% | A Bourbon Barrel Aged Imperial Stout, brewed with a base of ten different malts along with honey, molasses, oats and fresh coffee beans, making it a dark, rich, complex experience. | Occasionally |
Born of Fire | 6.4% | A mixed fermentation Rauchbier with Chipotles Chillies. | Seasonal |
Black Chistmas | 4.5% | A Cranberry Christmas Stout, subtle roast character plays perfectly with fruity and slightly tart notes from the cranberry, which we have combined with our most favourite hops, Sorachi ace to bring hints of vanilla and coconut to the party. | Christmas |
Single Hop Chinook | 7.4% | Strong Bitter, pours dark chestnut brown, strong interplay between the sweet special B malt and the pithy bitter American hops. Some fruity esters. Stewed fruit, rum soaked raisins. Really quite bitter. | Once only, from 1 March 2013 until gone |
Miss the lights | 5.9% | Hop Burst IPA, pours deep cloudy orange with off white head. Aroma of tangerine, plum, apricot and pineapple. Full mouth-feel. The flavour is peppery, gooey pineapple and apple fritter soaked in a delicious toffee caramel. | Once only, from 1 March 2013 |
Black Perle (old Version) | 3.7% | Pours black with large slight tan head. Slightly thin body, but low abv. Aroma of roasty malts, coffee and a hint of blackberry. Blackberry and coffee make an appearance again in the flavour, along with other dark fruits and a hint of dark chocolate with earthy hops and a hint of milk sweetness. | Once only, 17 March 2013 |
Five o' clock shadow | 7.3% | IPA, pours dark Amber. Sweet citrus and some tropical fruit, grapefruit and peach. Long lasting bitterness. | Regular |
Holy Hoppin' Hell pt 1 | 8.5% | Imperial IPA, quite sweet, Papaya, mango, grapefruit pith, toffee, caramelised sugar. Really good bittering. Slight higher alcohols! | Once only, from 29 May 2013 |
Fade to black | 6.3% | Specialty beer, big creamy mouthfeel, touch of roast and a big kick of citrus hops. May develop some roasted coconut character. Perhaps a little on the roasty side for a true black IPA, some may consider it an export stout. | Regular |
Saison 42 | 5.7% | Saison, collaboration with Sad Robot from Sweden | One off collaboration |
Hit The Lights | 5.8% | A mixed up IPA | Special |
Kill Pils | 5.0% | A changing dry hopped Pils | Regular |
Little Things That Kill | 3.9% | A violently hoppy little beer | Regular |
Dark Hopfler | 2.5% | A dark milk ale | Occasional |
Decadence Stout | 5.5% | A luxurious stout | Occasionally |
Double Perle | 8.6% | A coffee milk stout | Occasionally |
Faithless Spreasheet Ninja | 5.5% | A black Pilsner | Occasional |
Holy Hoppin Hell | 9.5% | A double IPA | Occasional |
Safe Word | 6.6% | A chokeberry IPA | Occasional |
Something Something Darkside | 9.2% | A double India stout | Occasional |
Sorachi Faceplant | 8.1% | An India pale ale | Occasionally |
Centennial Double IPA | 8.7% | Single hop series No.5 | Seasonal |
Defacer | 11.1% | A triple IPA | Seasonal |
Out Of Office | 7.0% | Ethiopian coffee IPA | Seasonal |
Saison 14 | 5.6% | A farmhouse ale | Seasonal |
Smoke | 5.1% | A classic Rauchbier | Seasonal |
Spreadsheet Ninja | 4.8% | A single hop Pilsner | Seasonal |
Bat Oat Of Hell | 4.0% | A DDH oat pale | Special |
Epsomnia '17 | 5.3% | Wet hop pale ale | Special |
Follow The Worms | 8.5% | An agave chilli stout | Special |
Gumball | 9.4% | A double IPA | Special |
Heaven And Hell! | 9.2% | A double IPA, Aged in heaven hill bourbon barrels. | Special |
Hippy Hating Hippie | 4.2% | A rose, cinnamon & cardamom stout | Special |
Hops Maiden England | 4.5% | An English hopped pale | Special |
Impy Hating Hippie | 9.0% | Imperial rose, cinnamon & cardamom stout | Special |
Master Of Nuggets | 7.0% | A mutant brown ale | Special |
My Own Summer | 4.8% | A double dry hopped, summer ale | Special |
Opulence | 10.9% | A vanilla imperial stout | Special |
Of Wolf And Man | 9.6% | A massive k!nt | Special |
Peat Rock | 7.0% | A peated India brown porter | Special |
Pogonotrophy Project 1 | 5.9% | A mixed fermentation Cranberry Stout | Special |
Roots Bloody Roots | 3.7% | A red root beer | Special |
Safe Stout | 7.7% | A chokeberry stout | Special |
Saison 28 | 10.2% | Imperial farmhouse IPA | Special |
Sometimes It Don't You Know | 2.8% | A micro IPA | Special |
The Next Episode | 7.6% | West Coast DDH IPA | Special |
Top Ranken Bitter | 4.8% | A Belgian bitter pale ale | Special |
Two Minutes To Flameout | 6.5% | A DDH soured IPA | Special |
Hive Mind | 5.5% | A red ale with honey | Retired |
Upside To A Down Day | 4.6% | A breakfast black IPA | Retired |
No Bright Ideas | 7.3% | An India brown ale | Retired |
You Taste Better When You Are Scared | 6.5% | A tart grapefruit IPA | Retired |
X-Girlfriend | 4.9% | A hoppy pale ale | Retired |
7TH Church Of The Apocalyptic Lawnmower | 6.5% | A dark cream ale | Collaboration |
Bazooko Circus | 4.3% | Dark fruit cream ale. For London Craft Beer Festival | Collaboration with London Craft Beer Festival |
Bearded Nurse | 10.2% | A barley wine. Partnership with Electric Nurse | Collaboration with Electric Nurse Brew Co. |
Bread Banger | 4.6% | Recycled Bread pale ale | Collaboration With The Felix Project |
Bring The Long Night | 4.7% | A cocktail stick sour pale | Special |
Call Your Friends | 9.7% | A coffee double black IPA | Collaboration With Time and Tide Brewing |
Cardinal Wolf | 8.4% | A Belgian DIPA | Collaboration With Tiny Rebel |
Coconhagen Lnterpretation | 6.5% | A coconut stout | Collaboration with Wild Weather Ales |
Collabageddon 17 | 6.4% | A Belgian black IPA | Collaboration with various breweries |
Crossing Over | 9.7% | A reverse black & tin | Collaboration with time and tide brewing |
Dead By Dawn | 5.6% | A cherry breakfast stout | Special |
Death Growl | 8.6% | A lemon and honey tripel | Collaboration with Solvay Society Brewery |
Dirrty Haands | 9.8% | An imperial schwarzbier | Collaboration with haand bryggeriet |
Don't Worry Bee Heavy | 7.8% | A wee heavy style beer | Collaboration with BP |
F@#k You I Won't Brew What You Tell Me | 9.3% | A west coast IPA | Collaboration with Odyssey Brewery |
The Frog Is Fired | 4.4% | A gooseberry pale ale | Collaboration with various breweries |
Full Frontaal | 9.6% | A coffee barley wine | Collaboration with Frontaal Brewary |
God Of The Cold White Silence | 5.5% | A white stout | Collaboration with Steel City Brewing |
Sabitual Dffender | 11.6% | A Belgian inspired barley wine | Collaboration with Northern Monk Brew Co. |
Heavy Fuel | 5.3% | A smoked breakfast pale | Collaboration with Hasbean Brewery |
Hello Grisette Me You're Looking For? | 4.1% | A hoppy gnisette | Collaboration with Tinity Brewing company |
A Lemon Tree My Dear Watson | 3.7% | A lemon meringue pie beer | Collaboration with Black Country Brewery |
Mesca Ulad | 8.4% | A barrel aged Veda bread porter | Special |
Nuttin' Else Matters | 6.5% | Oatmeal stout. Contains nuts | Collaboration with Mondo Brewing company London |
Pankot Palace | 5.4% | A masala chai milk stout | Collaboration with la debauche |
Pig Smasher | 6.8% | An American red | Collaboration with against the grain |
Rye Smile | 10.6% | A rye wine | Collaboration with the hanging bay |
Sally Souirrel Teen Detective | 5.7% | Contains nuts | Collaboration with Nanban |
Sour Rangers | 2.6% | Apricot Berliner weisse | Collaboration with Howards meat co |
Suspect Device | 8.3% | A double IPA | Collaboration with Farmageddon brewing co-op |
A World Without Dave | 5.0% | A mint chocolate Stout | Collaboration with Kew Brewery |
Saltacious Plum | 5.2% | Plum and blackberry kettle sour | Collaboration with J Wakefield Brewing |
Sawa Sawa | 4.1% | A Kenyan coffee sour | Collaboration with Hasbean |
Weird Brodmance | 10.0% | A Maple Imperial Stout | Collaboration with Brodie's |
California Common | 5.5% | Golden beer | Collaboration with Pig and Porter |
Dirty Perle | 5.5% | Smoked oat milk coffee Welsh oyster Stout | Collaboration with Tiny Rebel |
Kwantum State | 7.0% | Kaffir lime saison | Collaboration with Wind Weather Ales |
Lond Nelson | 7.4% | Farmhouse ale | Collaboration with Elusive Brewing |
Such A Bohr | 7.0% | Kaffir lime saison coconut stout blend | Collaboration with Wind Weather Ales |
Ryeclops Ryesing | 8.6% | A Sasaparilla Rye Stout | Special |
Liquorice Tattoo | 9.0% | Imperial Stout | Special |
Salty Liquorice Tattoo | 9.0% | Liquorice Stout | Special |
Kveik To Busan | 6.3% | A Sour Kveik IPA | Collaboration with gorilla brewing company |
Boar oat of hell | 7.4% | A DDH Neipa | Collaboration with Boar Boros. Special |
Gravelands | 3.1% | A Possessor Pale Ale | |
Hit The Morning Lights | 5.8% | A coffee orange IPA | Special |
Pogonotrophy Project 1 | 5.9% | A mixed fermentation cranberry stout | Special |
Pogonotrophy Project 2 | 8.0% | A blueberry bretted brut | Special |
Pogonotrophy Project 3 | 6.3% | A Barrel Aged Mixed Ferm Stout | Special |
Mariana on mango | 7.1% | A DDH Mango IPA. Is a double version of our transpacific pale ale, with double the amounts of hops added during the dry hop stage and loads of mango purée to really bring out those tropical flavours! | Special |
Knight in sour armour | 6.4% | A sour black IPA, expect your taste buds to go on a wild journey, from stout- like roasted coffee notes, to pine flavours you'd expect from a big west IPA, finally slamming you with the kind of sharp sour you'd expect from berlinerweiss! | Collaboration with Tripoint Brewery |
Mutiny on the bunty | 5.7% | A coconut stout, another beer inspired by the W7, The Dodo Micropub. | Special |
Sweet child o' pine | 4.0% | A seasonal pale ale | Seasonal special |
Reformatory | 4.0% | A DDH Hazy Pale | Occasional |
Anti-Social Social Club | 7.7% | A DDH Hazy DIPA | Occasional |
Armus Stout | 8.6% | A Coffee Tonka double Stout | Special |
Dark Times Dark measures | 6.2% | A coffee Tonka milk Stout | Special |
Isolation | 6.0% | An IPA | Special |
If only the Hof had a beard | 3.8% | Sour session IPA | Special |
Sign of the Southern Cross | 6.66% | Black IPA | Special |
Pogonotrophy project 4 | 8.9% | Dark BA sour | Special |
Gaslight the electorate | 10.1% | Black barley wine | Special |
Orange and black | 5.5% | An orange chocolate Stout | Collaboration with Camden brewdog |
The mountain | 6.5% | A no Coast IPA | Special |
Double D' oh | 7.7% | A hazy Dipa. Another hoppy beer and hazy beer in collaboration with the dodo micro pub in Hanwell | Collaboration regular |
Helles round the corner | 5% | A pale lager | Occasional |
Turn up the night | 5.1% | Black IPA | Occasional |
Pucker The pain away | 6.2% | A peach melba sour | Special |
Sharp dressed stout | 6% | A classic Stout | Special |
Acid black coffee | 5.5% | Philly sour black IPA with coffee | Special |
gaslight the electorate - barrel aged edition | 10.1% | A black barley wine which has been barrel aged in bourbon barrels for six months | Limited edition |
Mendacious Golden pastry stout - barrel aged edition | 9.2% | A golden pastry stout which has been barrel aged | Special Limited edition |
Bring the long night | 4.7% | A cocktail sticks sour pale | special |
West Coast country boy | 5.9% | A West Coast IPA | Special |
Embers never fade | 5.8% | A chilli mango West Coast IPA | Special |
The half of life of facts | 7.1% | A Californian IPA | Special |
Brett oat of hell | 5.4% | A Brett Pale ale | Special |
Tsujigiri | 6.2% | A Yuzu IPA | Special |
Black pearl - Tonka edition | 3.8% | A coffee milk Stout with added Tonka beans | special limited edition |
The manipulated living | 4.5% | A hazy pale ale | Special |
Ice cream for you B**C* | N/A | A ice cream ale | Special |
Russian warship, go f**k yourself | 9.8% | A double IPA. Full of West Coast flavour | special.Collaboratio n with steel city brewing |